The Queen B does swimwear

Beyonce as "Mrs Carter in H&M". Just when you think she can't possibly get any hotter she does. I have officially decided she is not human. No-one can look this good.  

Shot by Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin

And if this has not sufficiently depressed you (bear in mind this is post-baby) then look how happy and ridiculously good looking her and hubby Jay-Z are. And how much she loves dancing on him.

When I grow up I want to be as good at life as Beyonce. 

KAPPASUTRA

This shoot by Aza Shade has blown my mind. What a perfect blend of fashion and sex. Kappasutra errbody!!

View the shoot here

PRADA CANDY L'EAU

Wes Anderson and Roman Coppola collaborated on the Prada ad campaign for their fragrance Candy L'eau.

Yes I'm white and therefore love Wes Anderson. Yes this makes me wish I lived in France. Yes it's incredibly aesthetically pleasing. And to everyone who didn't get it, yes it's paying homage to Jules and Jim not trying to plagiarise it.

Let's go SWIM(MING) tonight

Poster by Tyler Smith

POP INTO SWIM TONIGHT!!! Thrown in absentia of Aaron as he is off living his best manager life on a magic bus tour but Matt will be keeping things going

So there might be none of this

but there will be boets, beers, bongs, beats and belters. 

In THAT order.

The beats being in THIS order

LINE UP TIMES ^^^ 
09:00-10:00 - YOUNG SUPREME
10:00-11:00 - JNN KPN
11:00-11:30 - NAIMA (JHB) (LIVE)
11:30-12:30 - SEXUAL TENSION 
12:30-01:30 - AFTALIFE 
01:30-02:30 - YOUNG SUPREME

 The belters

Boets

Beers

Bongs (induced some fun in Phil)

And the Beats obviously causing such joy in this girl

Rose last spotted before she went full art underground.

Click here

AZEALIA KILLS IT

ALL YOU NEED TO DO TODAY (Besides live your lives) IS WATCH THESE TWO VIDEOS.
FUCK RIHANNA. AZEALIA IS SEX AND SHE DOES IT FOR THE GIRLS. YES PLEASE!!



AZEALIA BANKS - HARLEM SHAKE REMIX from Rony Alwin on Vimeo.


 
AZEALIA BANKS - NO PROBLEMS from Rony Alwin on Vimeo.

April Fool #2, #3, #4 etc...

YOUTUBE YOU BEAUT!!

These are also pretty good:

ME(LOL)W

DATING SITE FOR ARTISTS

VIMEOW!!! (finally)

CAT APRIL FOOLS ARE TRENDING:

April Fool #1

I am going to attempt to find at least 3 worthy April fool pranks today and blog them as they happen.

So far RAC wins with his "Song of the year" which he just released

Listen to it here

The best part is not everyone seemed to get that it was a joke, WHICH IS WHY THIS WORLD WORRIES ME

AND C'MON HE MADE IT PRETTY CLEAR IT WAS (IF GRAMMY'S HERE I COME DIDNT GIVE IT AWAY THEN WHAT EVER WILL?)