Yes, the Daniels have done it AGAIN! They have managed to throw the most relevant party in town. Because NO-ONE doesn't LOVE the Olympics. They are that guilty pleasure allowing us not to care about our real lives for two BEAUTIFUL weeks where we live vicariously through others' life achievements. I plan to watch the gymnastics. ALL DAY. EVERYDAY.
Tomorrow is the opening ceremony (which we will all be enjoying from the comfort of a couch). However once it ends you will be left empty, sad and strangely aroused by all the adrenaline in your body and for this reason the Waiting Room is having a party where you can forget that sense of failure for never becoming a world-renown athlete and rather just drink your life away. WHO NEEDS FITNESS ANYWAY?
Click here to get all the info about this ONCE IN A LIFETIME party.
Here is a pretty good Photoshop effort from Daniel Bradley to advertise Lance Armstrong being present at his party. He will ACTUALLY be riding a cane bottle. I checked.
Also here is what the Olympics are all about:
You got to have passion:
THIS IS WHAT I'M INTO:
TWICE:
This is probably the only sporty babe who's actually cool. Or into free love on the free love freeway.
THE REAL SIDE OF THE OLYMPICS:
I WISH THIS WAS REAL. I WOULD PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THIS
THE LINE UP TO THIS PARTY IS SO GREAT:
YOUNG SUPREME
STICKY LAS
RAFI
It only costs you R20 before 11PM to see Rafi's trending body.
AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME RAFI PLAYED:
Watch the ceremony then COME PARTY!
It'll probably be better than the ACTUAL Olympics.