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Tuesday, 24 December 2013

An Untamed Christmas Give Away

Here at Crazy White Bitches we LOVE Christmas.

It's that time of year when Fani comes to my house and my mom hits on her. Its that time of year we make inappropriate shoots involving oversexed girls and creepy santas but most importantly it's the time of year where all is joyous and very drunk.

It also means having to deal with your entire family for extended periods of time. This usually means dealing with having to answer the dreaded question :what are you doing with your life? As well as explaining Instagram, Selfies, Bieber etc

Case and point

TO HEAL THE PAIN OF THIS HOLY COAST x UNTAMED YOUTH ARE THROWING YOU A COME GET DRUNK AFTER YOUR DRUNK DAY WITH PEOPLE WHO WONT ASK YOU ANY QUESTIONS WHATSOEVER

And just to convince you they even made some sleek posters and rented a Porsche (good effort guys)

More Phil thank you would ever want to see

AND WE HAVE 2 TICKETS TO GIVE AWAY!! THAT'S RIGHT JUST FACEBOOK OR TWEET AT US YOUR BEST FAMILY CHRISTMAS STORY AND THE TICKETS ARE YOURS.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!

Here are some of last year's highlights for your viewing pleasure

Daniel's face

Toute les Das' many faces

Mavuso attempting gansterism

Princess Warren

Sexual seduction

I obviously had more fun than everyone else

Wink, peace and pout was still trending

Ward proved his heterosexuality and how much he REALLY likes kissing girls

like REALLY

And Barry pulled his best face ever

Click here for all the details

Thursday, 27 September 2012

Come party with...KANYE WEST

Kanye West is the absolute best, there is no debating that.

Everything that Kanye West is:

1. Fashion

2. Hip-hop legend

3. Ladies' man

4. Best friends with Aziz (possibly Aziz's greatest achievement)

5. the ONLY human being who could ever have made shutter shades cool. like EVER

Overall he is just the greatest motherfucker around

And to celebrate Kanye in all his greatness Come Party With has decided to throw a party in his honour where you will get to hear all of his bangers ALL NIGHT LONG.

Your (well picked) DJs include

Rafi: jew by day and DJ by night

Matt: charmer and entepreneur

Daniel: party thrower and possibly greatest boyfriend ever

As well as a surprise guest....

Which will either blow your mind or make you cringe your life away. But either way everyone is going to be talking about it for awhile so you should probably see it.

R20 gets you in and we have heard rumours of gold walls, free chains, banging bitches and CHEAP CHEAP DRINKS!

To check out the event click here

LET'S COME UP IN THE SPOT LOOKING EXTRA FLY!

Thursday, 26 July 2012

COME PARTY WITH...THE OLYMPICS

Yes, the Daniels have done it AGAIN! They have managed to throw the most relevant party in town. Because NO-ONE doesn't LOVE the Olympics. They are that guilty pleasure allowing us not to care about our real lives for two BEAUTIFUL weeks where we live vicariously through others' life achievements. I plan to watch the gymnastics. ALL DAY. EVERYDAY.

Tomorrow is the opening ceremony (which we will all be enjoying from the comfort of a couch). However once it ends you will be left empty, sad and strangely aroused by all the adrenaline in your body and for this reason the Waiting Room is having a party where you can forget that sense of failure for never becoming a world-renown athlete and rather just drink your life away. WHO NEEDS FITNESS ANYWAY?

Click here to get all the info about this ONCE IN A LIFETIME party.

Here is a pretty good Photoshop effort from Daniel Bradley to advertise Lance Armstrong being present at his party. He will ACTUALLY be riding a cane bottle. I checked.