Crazy White Bitches: September 2012

Thursday, 27 September 2012

RELEVANT MUSIC BLOG SEND ME TO RTD

This guy

runs this very cool blog

That just reached 10 000 hits!

If you havent checked it out yet, now is the time

The Relevant Music Blog

and because he is so relevant he ran a competition to win tickets to

and since I am a total daisies virgin and a poor-ass bitch I REALLY need to win a ticket to this!

I am rather embarrased about my spamming madness these past few days but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. So here is my final attempt:

PLEASE LET ME WIN THAT TICKET NASH. LOOK AT WHY I DESERVE IT!

And for the final act we have:

PRIDELESS sex slaves to Kele.

Ane (this girl I barely know which makes that photo totes awkward) is the other person who has been trying really hard for a ticket and shit, I think we should both win!

WINNING!

Come party with...KANYE WEST

Kanye West is the absolute best, there is no debating that.

Everything that Kanye West is:

1. Fashion

2. Hip-hop legend

3. Ladies' man

4. Best friends with Aziz (possibly Aziz's greatest achievement)

5. the ONLY human being who could ever have made shutter shades cool. like EVER

Overall he is just the greatest motherfucker around

And to celebrate Kanye in all his greatness Come Party With has decided to throw a party in his honour where you will get to hear all of his bangers ALL NIGHT LONG.

Your (well picked) DJs include

Rafi: jew by day and DJ by night

Matt: charmer and entepreneur

Daniel: party thrower and possibly greatest boyfriend ever

As well as a surprise guest....

Which will either blow your mind or make you cringe your life away. But either way everyone is going to be talking about it for awhile so you should probably see it.

R20 gets you in and we have heard rumours of gold walls, free chains, banging bitches and CHEAP CHEAP DRINKS!

To check out the event click here

LET'S COME UP IN THE SPOT LOOKING EXTRA FLY!

Fani (finally) flew off to Joburg this morning after some drama involving her ticket to live her best life at Street Cred and spread the bitches' gospel while Isa stays behind to try pass one of her last Human Physiology exams. totes casual.

Because we now mean BUSINESS, we have to say a big thank you to Rose Gerlderblom Waddilove (ya ACTUAL name) for making our business cards art and Tyler Smith for the design.

And here they are.

Monday, 24 September 2012

Bye Bye Bitch!

We at Crazy White Bitches don't often take anything seriously, but tonight we have a serious announcement to make. We are saying goodbye to one of The Bitches- Na'ama Tsalik.

She is leaving us to pursue other creative endeavours, and says she'll miss y'all. A good bitch is hard to find, so we will not be holding auditions for a new partner in grime, sorry guys... It's just Isa and Fani holding up the fashion fort from now on, and we have many INCREDIBLE things coming soon. So watch this space, and hit us up on faceboook! Our twitter account is now Na'ama's personal account, and our brand, spanking, new twitter account is coming soon!