Crazy White Bitches S/S 13/14

We are currently in Johannesburg getting ready to launch our very first collection at Srt Crd at Consitution Hill this Saturday. It took us about 20 hours to drive up here so if you're in Jozi come show some support!

We have been working hard the past few months and could never have done this without the help of Anees Petersen for production, Tyler Smith, Natalia Segerman and Martin Magner for designing the prints and logos.

Here is a quick sneak preview of what will be available from Crazy White Bitches at Str.Crd...
SEE YA THERE!!

Shot by Caroline Mackintosh

COMPETITION: WIN A TICKET TO STR CRD

Crazy White Bitches are going to STR.CRD this year!!

And not only are we going to STR.CRD to launch our very own clothing range (just for you)... but we also have some FREE TICKETS TO GIVE AWAY!

THAT'S RIGHT! ONCE AGAIN WE'RE GIVING AWAY FREE SHIT!!

The competition is a simple one: 

1. Go like Crazy White Bitches on Facebook

2. Make use of ALL forms of social media (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tumlbr, Vimeo, Your radio show) and tell us why you NEED to be at STR.CRD this year 

3. Remember to tag #cwb in whatever you post, and link it to the Facebook page!

Be creative guys, whether it's a video, photos, a song you've written for us (about us), or just you getting naked (those can be emailed to us...) You know what we're into so express yourselves!!

The 4 people who make the most noise or come up with the post we like the most will each win themselves a ticket to STR CRD. 

Feeling really excited right now?!

LET YOUR HORMONES RAGE

After Hours: Bad Medicine

As a kid did you dream that you would become a world class surgeon and save the world one sick child at a time? 

Or maybe you just dreamt that you'd meet your Mc Dreamy and he'd be a world class neurosurgeon with god-like hair and teeth?

Or you never really dreamt of either of these things but you're kinda into the whole hot nurse/hot doctor thing cause ya know...PORN.

Anyway tomorrow night is your chance to act out all your medical fantasies and get drunk surrounded by fake doctors and nurses while listening to some great hits from the 80's and 90's.

There will be alcohol in syringes, there will be nure hats, there will be good music and slow dancing with Mcdreamy and Mcsteamy, you will find your person and most importantly there will be no actual blood.

Get all the info here

Watch the video to convince yourself

Adidas Originals Models Portraits

For their All Originals Spring Summer '13 Adidas have released portraits of all of their carefully selected models as well as some words describing them.

Not only is the fashion visually pleasing but I'm seriously enjoying the model selection.

Here is a video promoting the exhibition going on at AREA3 in Joburg which everyone should check out.

Iggy vs Miley

So realistically these two should never be put in the same league or compared but since their new videos both came out at the same time and I happened to watch them one after the other I thought they might be worth comparing. 

Both videos are quite obviously based around hot white girls getting semi-naked but while Iggy pulls it off amazinly and is sexually charged, Miley comes off as sexually desperate and makes you want to never use a hammer again or watch a building getting demolished without feeling violated.

Here are the Do's and Don'ts.

It starts off well enough with Miley crying and looking rather beautiful

But then it all goes downhill

When walking dont slouch carrying awkward heavy tools

Do walk with purpose and keep your back up

Avoid walls crashing behind you causing dust. Also if you're gona have a wrecking ball breaking down a wall maybe make it a little more dramatic/realistic

Do have things burning in the background rather than crashing, Iggy already understood that in Work

Don't under any circumstance WHATSOEVER attempt to look sexy on a swinging wrecking ball

I mean seriously

And if you INSIST on getting naked and attempting to show your boobs maybe try to make sure they are the same colour as the rest of your body

Do lie by the pool side looking sexy (and one skin-toned) pulling all of the following faces, Match panties to your lipstick and STAY AWAY FROM WHITE.

NEVER EVER EVER MIMICK MAKING OUT WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS. You look both desperate and incredibly unattractive

Do rub up against a hot man

Don't pretend you can do manual labour when you obviously can't

Do pretend you work as a show girl

Or alternatively sprawl yourself across a beautiful bed showing how little you do (but how rich you are)

Don't show your sad-angry face if this is what it looks like

But do if this is what it looks like

Don't try to have the world notice your nipples (LOOK MOM BRA-LESS) when we are more worried about that hammer between your legs

Do bring attention to your nipples in this way. JUST DO.

Sorry just again don't swing naked on a wrecking ball

If you're going to lie on the floor try not to have awkward bums sticking out

Do stick your ass out if it looks this good

If you're going to lie around on the floor and show us your ass please make sure your panties are clean at least. C'MON MILEY DIRTY PANTIES ARE A NO NO.

Nuff said

Stop trying so hard

But do try THIS hard

So ya, Iggy is probably the last standing white girl who lessens my self-loathing as a white girl just a little bit.

If you wana watch the actual videos here they are