After Hours: Bad Medicine

As a kid did you dream that you would become a world class surgeon and save the world one sick child at a time? 

Or maybe you just dreamt that you'd meet your Mc Dreamy and he'd be a world class neurosurgeon with god-like hair and teeth?

Or you never really dreamt of either of these things but you're kinda into the whole hot nurse/hot doctor thing cause ya know...PORN.

Anyway tomorrow night is your chance to act out all your medical fantasies and get drunk surrounded by fake doctors and nurses while listening to some great hits from the 80's and 90's.

There will be alcohol in syringes, there will be nure hats, there will be good music and slow dancing with Mcdreamy and Mcsteamy, you will find your person and most importantly there will be no actual blood.

Get all the info here

Watch the video to convince yourself

AFTER HOURS DOUBLE WHAMMY

OH YES you read right, After Hours is blowing up bigger and better than before and giving us a cross-country, cross city, double whammy EXTRAORDINAIRE.

Saturday night After Hours will host their FIRST SATURDAY NIGHT PARTY IN JOBURG at Great Dane. 

For those of you who have attended an After Hours you will know why I say this is not to be missed. For those of you who haven't just know this...IT IS THE BEST PARTY IN CAPE TOWN!! The only party where you will not see anyone smoking in the corner complaining about the music, the people or whatever the fuck it is people complain about when they are out.

Even if you hate life, you WILL have fun.

In fact the more you hate life, the more fun you will probably have. 

SO GO.

Now because Joburg is getting a party and Cape Town isn't the 3-headed genius team that runs after Hours (please see their best faces below) have decided to give Cape Town's Winter something new and something OH SO GOOD!!

A FILM FESTIVAL

That's right, ALL THE ABSOLUTE BEST WORST MOVIES OF OUR TIME.

4 nights, 4 movies and a WHOLE LOT of surprises.

For those of you who have attended movie night at their flat (which is probably 90% of the female population of Cape Town) you will know that their taste for bad cinema is impeccable and there is no doubt you will be entertained. 

For all of the trailers and info click here

To keep up to date go like their FB page here

To have a date with Phil the loveliest man on earth go message him here

Expect the unexpected including very embarrassing possible footage of them three, Phil's body possibly unclothed, shots, feathers, making out in the theatre, throwing spoons at the screen and whatever else you've ever dreamt of experiencing in the cinema.

ALSO JUST SUPPORT CAUSE LOOK HOW EXCITED THEY ARE

And here is some extra info to convince you

2.4 RATING NOW THAT IS WINNING (only Twilight has scored worse)

Here are the videos to convince you Joburg.

If you're worried about the music, don't worry there's some old school hip-hop sets that will keep you going all night

AFTER HOURS: HELLRAISER from After Hours on Vimeo.

AFTER HOURS: HIGH NOON from After Hours on Vimeo.

AFTER HOURS: FULL METAL JACKET from After Hours on Vimeo.

After Hours-Love at First Sight

EEERRRMMMAAAGGEEEEEERDDDDDD!!!!

THE BEST PARTY IN CAPE TOWN IS COMING TO JOBURG FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY!!!!!
AND IT IS COMING ON VALENTINES DAY!!!

YOU HATE/LOVE VALENTINE'S DAY? YOU'RE ALONE AND WANT TO CRY ABOUT IT OR MEET THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE/NIGHT? YOU'RE A COUPLE BUT BORED OF ONE ANOTHER AND NEED SOME EXCITEMENT (THREESOME) IN YOUR LIFE? YOU'RE CELEBRATING WITH DINNER BUT WANT TO SPICE UP YOUR NIGHT? YOU JUST THINK VALENTINES DAY IS LAME AND WANT TO IGNORE IT COMPLETELY? YOU WANT TO MIX LIQUIDS OF COUPLES TOGETHER? YOU WANT FEATHERS IN YOUR HAIR AND UNDERWEAR? YOU WANT SHOTS IN YOUR MOUTH? YOU WANT PHIL KRAMER TOPLESS? 

WHATEVER YOUR FEELINGS MAY BE ON THIS (LAAAAAME) HOLIDAY THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO CELEBRATE IT AND THAT IS TO GO TO AFTER HOURS: LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.

This is literally the best party in Cape Town!! And it is happening at Great Dane tomorrow night. If you happen to be in Joburg, just go. If we could, we would. 

If you don't believe in the greatness of this mythical party then please click here to see people having the MOST fun. Even the celebs like Abbey Lee Kershaw knew to go. 

Here are the guys throwing it

Ian is single

Tyler is mine

And Phil is slutty.

For more info on the event click here

Get ready for alcohol poisoning with no regret.

After Hours (let's get naked)

After Hours is one of those rare Cape Town parties which happens pretty regularly (once a month), but where everyone systematically goes crazy and parties till the end of the night begging for more when it ends. I don't know if this is due to the music being good, the acid/poppers in the aircon, those ridiculous pink drinks or the themes bringing out everyone's nostalgia. Either way it is thrown by two of Cape Town's greatest guys (Tyler and Ian) and Phil Kramer (who although pedophile like and hater of all things good, has a way of making you fond of him). 

After Hours School Daze happened this Saturday and everyone (me included) seemed to find it hard to keep their clothes on. Enjoy the sexually charged photos.

Nina was hot (rad)

Possibly the most sexual (tension) photo of the lot

It must be known that Fabi would NEVER do this on any other night. 

 

Girls got topless

Boys got topless

Phil got topless

I attempted to go skirt-less (but had foreseen this happening and once again grateful to myself for wearing shorts)

Tyler compulsively DJ-d

Taliah was every pedophile's dream

I got left out of the hot school shot

Nic felt a little intense

And these guys will probably be back.

If you havent been to an After Hours, you should probably come.

Find out everything here

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