An Untamed Christmas Give Away

Here at Crazy White Bitches we LOVE Christmas. 

It's that time of year when Fani comes to my house and my mom hits on her. Its that time of year we make inappropriate shoots involving oversexed girls and creepy santas but most importantly it's the time of year where all is joyous and very drunk. 

It also means having to deal with your entire family for extended periods of time. This usually means dealing with having to answer the dreaded question :what are you doing with your life? As well as explaining Instagram, Selfies, Bieber etc

Case and point

TO HEAL THE PAIN OF THIS HOLY COAST x UNTAMED YOUTH ARE THROWING YOU A COME GET DRUNK AFTER YOUR DRUNK DAY WITH PEOPLE WHO WONT ASK YOU ANY QUESTIONS WHATSOEVER

And just to convince you they even made some sleek posters and rented a Porsche (good effort guys)

More Phil thank you would ever want to see

AND WE HAVE 2 TICKETS TO GIVE AWAY!! THAT'S RIGHT JUST FACEBOOK OR TWEET AT US YOUR BEST FAMILY CHRISTMAS STORY AND THE TICKETS ARE YOURS. 

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!

Here are some of last year's highlights for your viewing pleasure

Daniel's face

Toute les Das' many faces

Mavuso attempting gansterism

Princess Warren

Sexual seduction

I obviously had more fun than everyone else

Wink, peace and pout was still trending

Ward proved his heterosexuality and how much he REALLY likes kissing girls

like REALLY

And Barry pulled his best face ever

Click here for all the details

Lemonade Summer Sale

Do you like art? Of course you like art. Not only is it pretty but it allows you to make very deep comments about the brush stroke or the intent of the artist and sound really really smart.

Also art students are crazy and hot. So that's always a vibe.

Sex, art, crazy honeys, SALE.

Tomorrow night the Lemonade Summer Sale is on where you can purchase art for CHEAP.

That's right, you can now OWN some art so next time you bring someone home they'll think you're rich and intellectual and deep and definitely sleep with you.

This video explains this concept rather well

And not only will there be homemade lemonade but also craft beers YUM.

Look at all the details here

And here is another video proving how sexual lemonade really is