Yoh! Unsolved Mysteries: we're back as djs

After an extremely long hiatus which involved many things such as haircuts, releasing collections, getting degrees, having a life , getting jobs, travelling, and being somewhat busy overall, the CWB dj duo is BACK!

For one night only (unless anyone else wants to hire us, we would never say no to some cash flow)

We will be claiming our return at Yoh! this Saturday alongside some of the best acts in CT

Expect the usual lack of djing but crowd-pleasing song choice coupled with SO MUCH FUN and great dj-ACTING

Owing to the theme of this party we will be playing voice overs explaining some of the unsolved mysteries of our world

Batman shaped icebergs 

How George Bush got RE-ELECTED

The mystery of sexual reproduction (I know it's still a mystery to many)

Isa's secret creme brulee recipe

KIM K'S BUTT

The mystery of Fani's hair

SO DON'T MISS OUT AND BE THERE!!!

WE ARE ON AT 1am IN THE ANNEX (apparently it's the new main stage cause underground fame)

Crazy White Bitches are selling at Cold Turkey!!

"Whaaaaaaaat?!?!?" we hear you scream in excitement and confusion. Your favourite Sunday party will now be selling your favourite local brands, that's what.

We know, we're this excited too. 

Remember when we designed and produced our own exclusive and amazing range of clothing last year? Well don't be sad, we've still got more!

We've got crop tops, T-shirts, party dresses and T-shirt dresses, in many shapes and flavours. And very very cheap.

So here are the details for the party:

(What a line-up!!!)

(In case you get lost here is a very nifty map)

So come enjoy some beers and boogy, and in case your outfit totally sucks we can fix that for you! Remember to bring cold hard cash as we will have no money machines present.

Subaru Cru Party

By now you should all know that whenever we roadtrip, we do it using a Subaru,

which is why our motto in life is "Subaru life".

Therefore upon being asked to dj at a a brand new party organised by some fresh blood in this town named Subaru Cru our only answer was WHEN, HOW and YES!!

Now the time has come for CWB to reunite as a dj duo TONIGHT at the MANILA BAR for the launch of SUBARU CRU.

We have been told that our song selection is always mind blowing and our mixing (and scratching) can only be truly matched by the likes of Dean Fuel. But we don't wana get too vain about it so lets rather show you how professional we truly are...

We're so good we don't really have to focus and can get sexual during our sets

Sometimes we even make jokes and laugh a little

But we always know when it's time to get serious and mix shit right again

We don't need to show our tits to get the crowd going

We just let the music do the talking

And sometimes the music we play is so good that even we crack out 

This has absolutely nothing to do with djing but I thought I'd just show you how cute and sexual we were when we were younger.

IT'S SO HOT. THERE IS NOTHING TO DO ON A FRIDAY.

COME SWEAT ON EACH OTHER AT MANILA

ALL THE DEETS ARE HERE

PLUS THIS PARTY IS DIRT CHEAP.

AND YOU'RE RICH CAUSE IT'S ONLY THE 7TH.

NO EXCUSES. SEE YOU THERE.

THE BITCHES ARE BACK

It’s easily been over a month since we last blogged and while this may seem lazy of us the truth is we've never been so busy before! Isa had to write a million med school entrance exams and try create a mutant virus, while Fani was travelling around the country trying to cast the perfect ad. We have never been so in love with our own beds (or each other) but most importantly we have been quietly working on something which we're very proud of and very excited to be bringing you…

CWB GOES RETAIL!!

That’s right! We have decided to bring out our very own Crazy White Bitches collection. With time we have lost our personal interest in vintage and started loving all things shiny and new and decided that it was time to do the same with our brand. We have been quietly working on a small range of ladies wear with some very talented local graphic designers and production managers. And after falling hopelessly in love with Joburg last year at STR.CRD, we have decided that there is nowhere else we'd rather launch it! 

At the end of this month we will be flying up to Str Crd in Joburg to launch the first of what we hope is the beginning of something big. Based on our own personal style (which is all about comfort and practicality while attempting to remain attractive), all the clothes will be manufactured 100% LOCALLY. Local fabrics, local production, local clothing! We will be keeping you updated and releasing some teasers over the next month so you know what's in store. But before all this we have decided to welcome this new Spring season with something we do rather well..and that's a party!

We present: 

CWB x UNTAMED YOUTH: SPRING BREAK EDITION

 Just click here for all the event info and obviously to say you're attending.

SPRING BREAK FOREVER BITCHES

Because everyone loves a little James Franco as Riff Raff

 Because everyone loves a little Britney Everytime throwback

BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES FREE SHIT.

SO WE ARE GIVING AWAY FREE SHIT.

SO MUCH SHIT.

Post your best Spring Breakers picture/video on Facebook and Twitter and don't forget to tag the party!

Best entry wins Guestlist +2 and a 6-pack of RedBull.
(This means you can bring two hot dates and pour RedBull on them all night)