News of the week

 Another week and more crap.

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Good going J.Lo, seriously. 

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Holidays in North Korea have always been a dream of mine, apparently this particular resort is really near one of the main army camps. SWAG holiday.

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This is really sad but I feel it is necessary to educate the kids. Don't have sex against cheaply made windows. Also it occurred in China which I found rather strange.

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Finally good news and someone not retarded interviewed. 

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Moral of the story to do good business make sure you have a language barrier

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I am upset to even have to include a photo of this colossal douchebag on our blog. WHAT A WANKER!! CAN SOMEONE JUST GET RID OF HIM NOW? You'd be doing humanity a favour.

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Too much time, too much money.

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After Yeezus anything is possible

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This is terrifying and both because of the name of the soup and the attack. Thankfully the man was allegedly drunk and did not mean to actually kill her over Borsch. 

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'Nuff said

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Priced at around R30 000 it is easily the ugliest thing I have ever seen. I would love to see the shaven men who collaborated though. 

News of the week

The problem with the news is that it's always changing (so keeping up is kind of a full time thing) but worst than that it tends to always be bad. There is so little good news in the world.  

So here is the news that I think is worth hearing about (obviously you should still keep up with actual news cause this is bullshit)

This is not so much news as much as the fact that this dog's anus looks exactly like Jesus and I feel like that is worth seeing

THE NEWS

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You gotta love the Asians

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On Saturday Kim finally gave birth to the (I'm hoping quadruplet) baby she was quite obviously pregant with. No name has been released yet but I am just hoping it is not Knorth. Otherwise this kid literally has no chance. Here is a run down of some fun Tabloid headings throughout Kim's pregnancy.

The whole world stopped for this one. not. 

Cause we all know how the Kardashians are struggling.

These last two covers were released before the actual brith and are complete lies. 

Kanye was there holding her hand, even at the expense of blowing off some promotional work for his new album Yeezus which leaked on Friday. Which I would advise everyone to go listen to and formulate an actual opinion about.

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This actually happened. And now my cats seem so average.

Thanks Buzzfeed.

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Because everybody loves themselves some poet testicles

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NOW THESE WOMEN I RESPECT. PLUS THEIR STYLE IS PERFECT.

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SERIOUSLY?

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NASA released a simulator of a black hole. It's totally fun. the comments below are also pretty lolz.

And finally just some WTF facts for your education and entertainment. 

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