HAPPY BIRTHDAY FANI

Being Fani's best friend, possible soul mate (depending if we are single at 30) and kinda sister for the last ten years has been the best thing that ever happened to me. 

Ya being Fani's best friend you have to deal with the fact that no matter what retarded shit she does to her hair, face, body she will ALWAYS look fucking georgous and she will ALWAYS have better hair than you. But dealing with having to stand next to her flawless cheekbones in photos is worth it because Fani is amazing in every single way. Funny, rude, smart, innapropriate, innovative, creative, slutty, wild, sometimes oh so calm, best rolling skills, SO TALENTED and everything in between.

Here is Fani through the ages in all her fucking beauty (I mean C'MON)

Trying to force herself into my Matric Dance cause love

Fani at 18. Go kill yourself now

Cutest bum cheeks in Cape Town

Best cheekbones in the WORLD

All the phases, all/none of their hair (left)

Became seriously obsessed and sexually confused with her in this phase

Sexually harassing me since the early 2000's

And campaigning for Redbull since 2013

I mean look at those teeth. Even they're flawless

All the best decisions when it comes to bad tattoos

Last year's birthday. this year sticking to beers and bongs and toning down the sexuality

Birthing hotness in the bath

She knows how to pose

AJFIRNKDHFNESOSOEEQQQAAAAAADNFJFJ!!!!!!

Casually outshining Elvis

Twobop circa 2012, never looked so good.

Look I'm hilarious

She also loves to cry in the club

If she's not trying to break into the EDM music scene

I will love you forever

Dark Arrow- Cave Swoon ft Push Push & Comfy Hammocks

By now you should all know this guy (Marc)

And if not for the fact that he once tried to pour Jagermeister down your throat, then maybe cause he raps under 30 different names/groups but has recently launched what promises to be some of the most interesting music coming out of Cape Town:
oh!dark arrow

seriously just go listen to his shit here

Last week he finally collaborated with BMK's First Lady Nicci St Bruce (just stare at this picture for awhile till your eyes water)

Nicci has been writing raps since she was 9 (early bloomer in rapping, late bloomer in other things) and then procrastinated 100000 years but is now finally ready to be heard as Push Push.

And trust me when it comes to her, you want to keep track of what she releases cause judging by the private performances I've gotten this promises to be GOOD. And not white girl who;s into hip-hop good, I mean actually good.

And because no party is a party without Cape Town's favourite Jew we have Jake Lipman featuring as Comfy Hammocks

Listen to Cave Swoon here and be converted.

Neil Hilborn "OCD"

This got us weeping for about half a day.

To everyone who doesn't understand the struggle of living with OCD, this should clear things up.

We're really hoping the woman who broke him has seen it because we all want to be loved like this someday. 

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH. 

Young and Lazy Sample Sale

Not only is Anees Petersen Fani's boyfriend (which should give him enough credit- the bitch ain't easy) but he is also a rising star in the local and international fashion game. Under the name Young and Lazy, Anees produces beautiful, extremely well-made, interesting and functional clothing for both men and women. Here is some of his work from the last two years...

Anees is taking his new collection- inspired by running gear, car guards, and Islam- to STR.CRD this year where it will be launched. In order to get to the city of gold, he is having a Young and Lazy Sample Sale- woo hoo!!!

Here is how it will work:

1. Go like the Young and Lazy Facebook Page here

2. Starting Monday 2nd September he will be posting one item at day at 1pm 

3. First to comment and successfully transfer the cash gets the item

4. All items are once-offs and sold as is. There will be stuff for both guys and girls.

Check out Young and Lazy on Instagram here- @youngandlazy

THE BITCHES ARE BACK

It’s easily been over a month since we last blogged and while this may seem lazy of us the truth is we've never been so busy before! Isa had to write a million med school entrance exams and try create a mutant virus, while Fani was travelling around the country trying to cast the perfect ad. We have never been so in love with our own beds (or each other) but most importantly we have been quietly working on something which we're very proud of and very excited to be bringing you…

CWB GOES RETAIL!!

That’s right! We have decided to bring out our very own Crazy White Bitches collection. With time we have lost our personal interest in vintage and started loving all things shiny and new and decided that it was time to do the same with our brand. We have been quietly working on a small range of ladies wear with some very talented local graphic designers and production managers. And after falling hopelessly in love with Joburg last year at STR.CRD, we have decided that there is nowhere else we'd rather launch it! 

At the end of this month we will be flying up to Str Crd in Joburg to launch the first of what we hope is the beginning of something big. Based on our own personal style (which is all about comfort and practicality while attempting to remain attractive), all the clothes will be manufactured 100% LOCALLY. Local fabrics, local production, local clothing! We will be keeping you updated and releasing some teasers over the next month so you know what's in store. But before all this we have decided to welcome this new Spring season with something we do rather well..and that's a party!

We present: 

CWB x UNTAMED YOUTH: SPRING BREAK EDITION

 Just click here for all the event info and obviously to say you're attending.

SPRING BREAK FOREVER BITCHES

Because everyone loves a little James Franco as Riff Raff

 Because everyone loves a little Britney Everytime throwback

BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES FREE SHIT.

SO WE ARE GIVING AWAY FREE SHIT.

SO MUCH SHIT.

Post your best Spring Breakers picture/video on Facebook and Twitter and don't forget to tag the party!

Best entry wins Guestlist +2 and a 6-pack of RedBull.
(This means you can bring two hot dates and pour RedBull on them all night)