CAPE TOWN- MEET WERNIE

I'm not going to lie to you, I watched this back to back last night in hysterics, awe and wonder. Werner is one of those people who moved out of Cape Town, but when he is here on holiday you know. Even if you're like "Werner who?", you know when he's around. He has a gang of some of the coolest bitches loyally in love with him, he's been spotted cooking out at parties with his face painted red, and his wardrobe belongs in an art gallery for your veiwing pleasure. And he made this video. I'm assuming Werner has mad love for Madge, and that's more than okay with us. This is my favourite video of 2013 so far. Thank you Wernie!!

 

WERNIE x MWAHDONNA x CAPE TOWN 2013 from Wernie C. on Vimeo.

Jeremy Scott x Adidas Originals F/W 2013

My favourite fashion time of year comes twice a year when the Jeremy Scott collections for Adidas Originals are released. I usually have a quick (2 hour long) cry about the fact that I will never afford and therefore never wear a single one of those items, they're not even sold in Cape Town and then proceed to wank all night long over the perfection that is this collaboration. 

This collection was no exception.

News of the week

 Another week and more crap.

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Good going J.Lo, seriously. 

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Holidays in North Korea have always been a dream of mine, apparently this particular resort is really near one of the main army camps. SWAG holiday.

3. 

This is really sad but I feel it is necessary to educate the kids. Don't have sex against cheaply made windows. Also it occurred in China which I found rather strange.

4. 

Finally good news and someone not retarded interviewed. 

5. 

Moral of the story to do good business make sure you have a language barrier

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7. 

I am upset to even have to include a photo of this colossal douchebag on our blog. WHAT A WANKER!! CAN SOMEONE JUST GET RID OF HIM NOW? You'd be doing humanity a favour.

8. 

Too much time, too much money.

9. 

After Yeezus anything is possible

10. 

This is terrifying and both because of the name of the soup and the attack. Thankfully the man was allegedly drunk and did not mean to actually kill her over Borsch. 

11. 

'Nuff said

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Priced at around R30 000 it is easily the ugliest thing I have ever seen. I would love to see the shaven men who collaborated though. 

STREETSTYLE INSPIRATION

Officially need to dress better and look richer.