AFTER HOURS DOUBLE WHAMMY

OH YES you read right, After Hours is blowing up bigger and better than before and giving us a cross-country, cross city, double whammy EXTRAORDINAIRE.

Saturday night After Hours will host their FIRST SATURDAY NIGHT PARTY IN JOBURG at Great Dane. 

For those of you who have attended an After Hours you will know why I say this is not to be missed. For those of you who haven't just know this...IT IS THE BEST PARTY IN CAPE TOWN!! The only party where you will not see anyone smoking in the corner complaining about the music, the people or whatever the fuck it is people complain about when they are out.

Even if you hate life, you WILL have fun.

In fact the more you hate life, the more fun you will probably have. 

SO GO.

Now because Joburg is getting a party and Cape Town isn't the 3-headed genius team that runs after Hours (please see their best faces below) have decided to give Cape Town's Winter something new and something OH SO GOOD!!

A FILM FESTIVAL

That's right, ALL THE ABSOLUTE BEST WORST MOVIES OF OUR TIME.

4 nights, 4 movies and a WHOLE LOT of surprises.

For those of you who have attended movie night at their flat (which is probably 90% of the female population of Cape Town) you will know that their taste for bad cinema is impeccable and there is no doubt you will be entertained. 

For all of the trailers and info click here

To keep up to date go like their FB page here

To have a date with Phil the loveliest man on earth go message him here

Expect the unexpected including very embarrassing possible footage of them three, Phil's body possibly unclothed, shots, feathers, making out in the theatre, throwing spoons at the screen and whatever else you've ever dreamt of experiencing in the cinema.

ALSO JUST SUPPORT CAUSE LOOK HOW EXCITED THEY ARE

And here is some extra info to convince you

2.4 RATING NOW THAT IS WINNING (only Twilight has scored worse)

Here are the videos to convince you Joburg.

If you're worried about the music, don't worry there's some old school hip-hop sets that will keep you going all night

AFTER HOURS: HELLRAISER from After Hours on Vimeo.

AFTER HOURS: HIGH NOON from After Hours on Vimeo.

AFTER HOURS: FULL METAL JACKET from After Hours on Vimeo.

PHFAT- House of Clashes

THE NEW PHFAT HAS DROPPED. 

And they weren't lying when they said they were upping their game.

THIS VIDEO IS FRESH AS FUCK.
Watch and don't you dare criticize.

  

The amount of talent coming out of South Africa is actually starting to freak me out.

Georgia May Jagger by David Bellemere

This is an old shoot for Muse Magazine but it's too hot not to look at. Georgia May Jagger is every man/woman/child's fantasy.

Also put kittens on her and she makes it look dirty

Untamed Youth: Gateway Drugs

Oh look it's Tuesday again and the week-end already feels so far away that the fact that you got drunk Saturday is now a distant memory which crappy Monday overshadowed because all your stress is back and the urge to drink is once again overwhelming (it's not a problem till you're 30)

Thankfully there is something to do on a Tuesday so you're not sitting in Bob's/Kimberley getting picked up by alcoholics your father's age who seem appealing due to the lack of excitement and the petrol you're drinking

UNTAMED YOUTH: GATEWAY DRUGS

Gateway Drugs has quickly become one of those bands which truly don't need an introduction but just in case you haven't heard of them (which you really should have, even 5FM has caught on) here are some of their songs

I'm gona stop loving you

Pop song 3

You're probably really into them right now so you might as well donwload their album here

Now that you've heard it you probably wana see what these guys look like so do yourself a favour and watch this

HAVEN'T HAD ENOUGH YET?! LOOK AT THEM BEING ADORABLE

Cool you're convinced, so get out of bed and come to fiction to fall in love in da club or whatever it is people do these days. 

There's also about 50 birthdays being celebrated tonight so chances are someone will think you're part of one of the parties and you'll drink for free. 

Get all the info here

News of the week

THIS HAS BEEN A BLOODY GREAT WEEK

1. 

As creepy as this is I'm hoping it replaces the need for dolphin meat and sharks' fins. 

I'm kind of wishing I was lactating now.

2. 

THE CAPTION KILLED ME. Also this just proves that otters are like women. 

3.

Getting desperate much?!

4. 

Vladimir once again proving he is a hero amongst men (lol). Apparently this would be served to disperse crowds, I'm into it over tear gas. 

5. 

The real question is cant he still play the accordeon drunk?

6. 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

7.

This is once again proof of Americans showing their ignorance. It's not cheese if it's not rotten. 

8. 

SJP once again living at life. She will always be remembered for great things.

9. 

NO COMMENT

10.

I'm not sure what's more shocking, the fact that you would need to take supplements for curling or the fact that anyone from Canada would ever do soemthing wrong. Thankfully his interview cleared things up.

11.

Seriously go check it out here

12. 

THIS IS THE GREATEST STORY OF THE YEAR

This man is my soulmate.