Bitches' holiday (via Instagram)

So it is officially 2014; the year of Beyonce dominating the world, Putin still being incapable of ageing, China having the largest number of active robots, scientists underestimating climate change and now threatening the apocalypse by 2100, Kesha staying sober and Kimye getting married but really most importantly 2014 is the year of Instagram. 

Everyone is addicted. 

It's ok though. To attempt to remain trendy here is a short blogpost on our holidays (and why we have been so quiet) using only Instagram pics. 

Alot of road tripping was done and falling in love with South Africa everywhere. 

I recommend everyone get a tent and go camping, it is life changing. 

Went full tourist and safaried in Addo Elephant Park. This was the day of a heat wave and temperatures above 40'C so did a naked safari.

The temperature made me crack quite obviously/constantly tipsy.

Imprinted on these babies

I refuse to let anyone know where this is but it is in South Africa and it's INCREDIBLE. 

Fani should have been in that photo but she had fallen down the dune already.

Fani also got SEXUAL and SENSUAL and SHITTING HOT for a shoot in Gaschette magazine which once again makes it incredibly hard for me to remain heterosexual

COME ON!! 

Twisps are the new cigarettes of 2014 because lung cancer just isn't hot.

Fani also learnt how to sand board (very gracefully)

My two favourite people celebrated their one year anniversary. Everyone is invited to the wedding.

The pressure of being in Port Elizabeth and seeing Fanees' true love made me crack and I married a girl. It was a small, quiet ceremony but our love continues to prosper

WE ARE OBSESSED WITH ANNE HIRSCH! She better read this!! Fani has cracked her and gets hugs in bars but I stand awkwardly attempting to touch her and its time she knows how I really feel. CHOOSE ME ANNE, LOVE ME ANNE! 

Got lied to and went to a tropical roast party being told everyone would be dressed up. NO-ONE WAS. so spent the day looking like a wanker dancing to deep house (was actually bloody brilliant)

My wife is the new face of Young 'n Lazy ski gear

We honeymooned at Vic Falls, so romantic like that.

Cally tried to educate us with some very educational movies

But no-one could explain to us why you have to WALK the drive-throughs in PE. 

(I love that city)

And just my wife being Kajual in nature

SO A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL.

2014 HAS BEEN INCREDIBLE SO FAR AND IT'S ONLY GETTING BETTER

Hope everyone gets healthy, stays off crack, loves one another and Obama has a better year.

Also this is the year we take our Djing career INTERNATIONAL.

WATCH THIS SPACE.

IT'S OUR FIRST BIRTHDAY, BITCHES!

GUESS WHAT?! WE ARE TURNING ONE!!!!

AND FrontRowWednesdays AT THE WAITING ROOM IS ALLOWING US TO THROW A PARTY!!

It's been one crazy year filled with blogging, sourcing, selling, styling, driving, spending WAY too much money, getting some of it back, developing confusing feelings for hot bitches in our shoots, photographing, getting with photographers, dating, breaking up (NEVER),  tweeting (yes we managed) and of course acting like drunk teenagers all over again.

This year has been so surprisingly GOOD and the fact that we are still going as a business and a three-way is so unexpected that we decided that we needed to celebrate.
AND CELEBRATE WE SHALL!

Join us for for both our birthday bash and the lauch of a whole new wing of Crazy White Bitches
OUR ONLINE STORE.

We decided it was time, cause we know what its like to be a lazy bitch who doesnt want to leave bed but still wants to look fabulous. You will now be able to shop from the comfort of your bed with your cats or boyfriend or life partner and the clothes you've always wanted will be delivered to your doorstep. 

BUT BEFORE THE STORE, THE PARTY.

Click HERE for all the details of this bash.
But all you really need to know is that it's going to be amazing! We expect body shots, black outs, crazy white dance moves and a whole lot of fashion.

We will be joined by some of the (quite literally) hottest DJs in town.
CHECK OUT THE LINE-UP

EXORSISTAHS

These bitches are not only beautiful and ridiculously stylish but also SERIOUSLY talented (check out their video below and cry a little)

SWIM 

This new DJ duo is a collaboration made up of Aaron Peters and Matt Hitchens and their love runs DEEP. We are so excited to watch this bromance turn musical.

AND OBVIOUSLY THEY LOVE PARTYING WITH US!!

SEXUAL TENSION

They're serious about their Djing and giving you a good time. They're also an inter-racial DJ duo which is SO relevant right now.

And they do get a little crazy sometimes

So now you know the music is going to be amazing and there may also be some surprises on the screen for y'all as well as nice penis-shaped cakes to celebrate our phallic obsession.

WHAT, YOU'RE STILL CONSIDERING NOT COMING?!

See what others have to say about our party and GET CONVINCED!

SO COME PARTY WITH THE CRAZY WHITE BITCHES AND CELEBRATE WOMEN ALL OVER THE WORLD FOR GIVING US A PUBLIC HOLIDAY THE NEXT DAY. FUCK YEAH!