News of the week

The problem with the news is that it's always changing (so keeping up is kind of a full time thing) but worst than that it tends to always be bad. There is so little good news in the world.  

So here is the news that I think is worth hearing about (obviously you should still keep up with actual news cause this is bullshit)

This is not so much news as much as the fact that this dog's anus looks exactly like Jesus and I feel like that is worth seeing

THE NEWS

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You gotta love the Asians

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On Saturday Kim finally gave birth to the (I'm hoping quadruplet) baby she was quite obviously pregant with. No name has been released yet but I am just hoping it is not Knorth. Otherwise this kid literally has no chance. Here is a run down of some fun Tabloid headings throughout Kim's pregnancy.

The whole world stopped for this one. not. 

Cause we all know how the Kardashians are struggling.

These last two covers were released before the actual brith and are complete lies. 

Kanye was there holding her hand, even at the expense of blowing off some promotional work for his new album Yeezus which leaked on Friday. Which I would advise everyone to go listen to and formulate an actual opinion about.

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This actually happened. And now my cats seem so average.

Thanks Buzzfeed.

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Because everybody loves themselves some poet testicles

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NOW THESE WOMEN I RESPECT. PLUS THEIR STYLE IS PERFECT.

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SERIOUSLY?

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NASA released a simulator of a black hole. It's totally fun. the comments below are also pretty lolz.

And finally just some WTF facts for your education and entertainment. 

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BEST NEWS EVER