Thursday, 24 April 2014

Violating Worcester

So on Human Rights Day this year Caroline Mackintosh and myself decided to venture out of our comfort zones and go hang out in the wild west of Worcester. I got dressed up outrageously and we drove around the small town engaging with all it had to offer. We joined a church group of ladies marching against women abuse and rape and they loved my crazy outfit and asked to take photos with me.

After hanging around and chatting with them we moved onto the public pools. As it was a public holiday there were only a few kids at the pool and we played with them in the sun before moving onto a deserted field and violating a pole and a tree a bit.

We then moved onto the market where I seduced the market ladies' children and got it on with their lawns and a cement mixer.

We ended the day having sexual relations with both a plant and an old man's dirty swan.

All in all a fun experience and definitely a place to visit! Vice loved it so much they posted it here.

Friday, 11 April 2014

Crazy White Bitches are selling at Cold Turkey!!

"Whaaaaaaaat?!?!?" we hear you scream in excitement and confusion. Your favourite Sunday party will now be selling your favourite local brands, that's what.

We know, we're this excited too. 

Remember when we designed and produced our own exclusive and amazing range of clothing last year? Well don't be sad, we've still got more!

We've got crop tops, T-shirts, party dresses and T-shirt dresses, in many shapes and flavours. And very very cheap.

So here are the details for the party:

(What a line-up!!!)

(In case you get lost here is a very nifty map)

So come enjoy some beers and boogy, and in case your outfit totally sucks we can fix that for you! Remember to bring cold hard cash as we will have no money machines present.

Tuesday, 1 April 2014

Fani's on Pinterest

Being a part-time student/sometimes-stylist and general internet lover, I've recently discovered the joys of Pinterest ( a little late, I know). Tumblr will always be my first love, but Pinterest is pretty cool. Here are some of my recent images, for your viewing pleasure. Oh, and if you like what you see, follow me here...