Showing posts with label crazy white bitches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy white bitches. Show all posts

Friday, 4 July 2014

Living off the wall: Fani&Anees


Vans has been doing a series documenting the lives of young creatives in South Africa featured on We Are Awesome
For their fifth episode they chose the fashion (forward) couple who is Fani and Anees. Listen to them talk fashion, love, CWB, Young&Lazy, getting older and taking on responsibility and the joys of the studio.

Just watch the video and melt at how adorable they are.
Also enjoy Anees cracking at 00:22.


Wednesday, 11 June 2014

EVERYTHING MUST GO JOBURG!

One half of Crazy White Bitches (the other is broke and crying) and Young&Lazy have set off on a jet plane and gone to Joburg to collaborate with the one and only last king of Congo, JR and organize the sale of the year at Pachanga Sweat tomorrow! 



CLICK HERE FOR ALL THE DETAILS

It promises to be filled with beers, bargains and beats, and like any party JR is a part of someone will get thrown out (him most likely). 

If you also have a weird craving for fame and money, this is your one shot, one opportunity to seize everything you've ever wanted, one moment...
Casting for a TVC will be happening IRL, so come through looking fresh and get RICH.

I mean dreams do come through

And just to excite you further here is a short shoot of Nicci aka Push Push looking mighty fine in some CWB original (which will be sold at the sale in case you didn't get that part).
Shot by the one, the only: Caroline Mackintosh





SEE YOU THERE JOZI!


Friday, 11 April 2014

Crazy White Bitches are selling at Cold Turkey!!

"Whaaaaaaaat?!?!?" we hear you scream in excitement and confusion. Your favourite Sunday party will now be selling your favourite local brands, that's what.


We know, we're this excited too. 

Remember when we designed and produced our own exclusive and amazing range of clothing last year? Well don't be sad, we've still got more!






We've got crop tops, T-shirts, party dresses and T-shirt dresses, in many shapes and flavours. And very very cheap.

So here are the details for the party:


(What a line-up!!!)


(In case you get lost here is a very nifty map)

So come enjoy some beers and boogy, and in case your outfit totally sucks we can fix that for you! Remember to bring cold hard cash as we will have no money machines present.

Tuesday, 25 March 2014

CWB Fani shoot for Oyster

Caroline Mackintosh and Fani have collaborated once again to bring you a shoot which will make you want to be richer, hotter and overall better.
THERE AIN'T NO STOPPING THEM
Fam representing.
I'M FULL PROUD MOM!











All clothing CWB

See the rest of the shoot here

Tuesday, 4 March 2014

CWB POP UP EXTREME SALE (SO SO CHEAP)

Merry Christmas, Happy Birthday, Chrismukkah, and etc we are having the BIGGEST sale we have ever had. 
It looks a little something like this....

It is time for us to get rid of ALL of our vintage stock (and start afresh) so we will be selling some gems at R20-R50 and jackets at R100.
WHAT A BARGAIN!!!
You will walk out, see all your firends and be all like

Cause that's how much you'll be ballin' in clothing.

We will also be selling the collection we made to take to Street Crd.
Please click here to see it
(in blog referencing for the stats)

BRING CASH
BRING A VIBE
BRING A FRIEND
AND BE THIS HAPPY

Click ATTENDING here
See you ALL there



Thursday, 27 February 2014

Why Nikes are the best

So recently this whole blogging and being amazing thing paid off for us as JD Sports decided we might be worthy of becoming brand ambassadors (thanks guys). 
As a "welcome to the family"/"wear better shoes guys" initial gift they sent us some dope "kicks".

Along with her new haircut Fani has become a woman who loves all things pink so she got some adorable white, blue and pink Air Maxes, while Isa has recently joined the world of waitressing (it's temporary but bitches got to pay for their travels) and therefore opted for some black Nike Free Runs (cause it is literally like walking on a cloud). 

We decided to show the world why a)Nike is the best b)we are the best c)our liberalism is the best by expressing ourselves through the art of photography

Straight up boss bitches 

Here are all the activities that you can do while wearing FREE Nikes

You can be both indoor and outdoors at the same time

So comfortable you can sleep in them (with your lesbian lover). 
(So tired of being big spoon to this bitch)

But look how cute our feet look hey?

Nike free run, yes we running in the air. What is that? Exercise!! Bitches be fit, we be work, work, working on our calves. It is literally like running on air.

Got SO FIT I wanted to birth Nike

Got SO SEXUAL Fani wanted to get with Nike

Got SO BUFF kicked a man in the head

Got SO LIBERAL we inter-racial

Nike sees no colour, no sex, no judgement FREE NIKE RUN KISS LOVE ALL PEACE JOY.

IT'S OK TO BE GAY.

Nike. Just do it. 

Friday, 15 November 2013

Youngsta - Wittebomme

A few months ago we attempted to not be the whitest people on earth and featured in Youngsta's video.
As you will see below, our attempt wasn't all successful, but the entertainment was worth it. 
Highlights of the day included forgotting Jana in the boot for over half an hour, which we only realised upon seeing her instagrams from the boot. 
I got to drive my dream car, Nicci became Willy Wonka and Fani was just babe-ing. Jana is also the dream back up dancer.

Here are the highlights

Being a midget behind the wheel.

Jana's coming out

Jana wasting no time getting undressed


Jana looking so fucking wise (and hot)

Jana once again babe-ing, Nicci (Willy Wonka) and I attractively proving our cigarette addiction

OMG JANA YOUR FACE

Being the whitest person ever.


Jana's face

Fani was too stoned to speak or dance at this point. Wild though.


Repping Young 'n Lazy

Hard

BABE!

I'M TRYNA GET THIS MONEY YOU TIEF