Why Nikes are the best

So recently this whole blogging and being amazing thing paid off for us as JD Sports decided we might be worthy of becoming brand ambassadors (thanks guys). 

As a "welcome to the family"/"wear better shoes guys" initial gift they sent us some dope "kicks".

Along with her new haircut Fani has become a woman who loves all things pink so she got some adorable white, blue and pink Air Maxes, while Isa has recently joined the world of waitressing (it's temporary but bitches got to pay for their travels) and therefore opted for some black Nike Free Runs (cause it is literally like walking on a cloud). 

We decided to show the world why a)Nike is the best b)we are the best c)our liberalism is the best by expressing ourselves through the art of photography

Straight up boss bitches 

Here are all the activities that you can do while wearing FREE Nikes

You can be both indoor and outdoors at the same time

So comfortable you can sleep in them (with your lesbian lover). 

(So tired of being big spoon to this bitch)

But look how cute our feet look hey?

Nike free run, yes we running in the air. What is that? Exercise!! Bitches be fit, we be work, work, working on our calves. It is literally like running on air.

Got SO FIT I wanted to birth Nike

Got SO SEXUAL Fani wanted to get with Nike

Got SO BUFF kicked a man in the head

Got SO LIBERAL we inter-racial

Nike sees no colour, no sex, no judgement FREE NIKE RUN KISS LOVE ALL PEACE JOY.

IT'S OK TO BE GAY.

Nike. Just do it. 

S.Y.N.C.W.B.

Wow, we've finally made it to the pinnacle of our blogging relevance- we made it onto a S.Y.N.W. poster!!

I'm sure you guys remember this:

Now we have some of our very own, to frame and put up in our parents' houses! (Ie. our houses, yes we still live at home...) S.Y.N.W. are throwing a party in our honour, seeing as Fani is such a party monster and Isa is such a DJ enthusiast. We will playing for an ENTIRE hour, in the Annex's MAIN STAGE. Ultimate fame!! We will not be playing "Hip Hop" by Dead Prez and rapping every word so you guys can know how much we love Hip Hop Lol! We will not just be playing obscure Pitchfork hits mixed like a beast brah! cuz we're so "Cape Town DJ" like that. We will be playing fun songs to dance/scream along to. Come check it out! CARAMEL VODKA LOL!!!