Shout out to April (fuck Mother's day)

On a drunken day in Hermanus I decided to buy a disposable camera and April went something like this:

I always try get with Ane after 2 bottles of wine (HOW HOT AM I?!)

Jesus Nash stop looking so fucking happy. it's very disorientating.

My favourite blondes and some cool dad guy.

oh HEY Vic falls, you yung thang.

Oh HEY Vic falls you yung thang

Don't go chasing waterfalls (but really do)

Imprinted on giraffes in Botswana

sometimes I wish my dad wasn't my dad so I could date him (jokes...)

YOH

ART

Donkeys for Kaj

The lady in red (she did work the streets this night)

Palm springs forever (private joke)

I would look at the tender hottie back left

The youth is so happy nowadays.

WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (hottie is back)

Caroline well done!

Young and REALLY lazy

Young and creepy (YUNG CREEP)

A rare photo of Jenga Jengs

The joys of dating over 30 (he owns a bathroom)

And feeds you Haagen-Dazs

Who are these ppl (please feel free to tag yourselves)

LIFE YOU LIVE ROY (LET IT BE)

Current mood: WE HATE HUDSONS (got a noise complaint)

We LOVE Yours Truly

Mavuso's trisomy comes out

And finally fashion's finest duo

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An Untamed Christmas Give Away

Here at Crazy White Bitches we LOVE Christmas. 

It's that time of year when Fani comes to my house and my mom hits on her. Its that time of year we make inappropriate shoots involving oversexed girls and creepy santas but most importantly it's the time of year where all is joyous and very drunk. 

It also means having to deal with your entire family for extended periods of time. This usually means dealing with having to answer the dreaded question :what are you doing with your life? As well as explaining Instagram, Selfies, Bieber etc

Case and point

TO HEAL THE PAIN OF THIS HOLY COAST x UNTAMED YOUTH ARE THROWING YOU A COME GET DRUNK AFTER YOUR DRUNK DAY WITH PEOPLE WHO WONT ASK YOU ANY QUESTIONS WHATSOEVER

And just to convince you they even made some sleek posters and rented a Porsche (good effort guys)

More Phil thank you would ever want to see

AND WE HAVE 2 TICKETS TO GIVE AWAY!! THAT'S RIGHT JUST FACEBOOK OR TWEET AT US YOUR BEST FAMILY CHRISTMAS STORY AND THE TICKETS ARE YOURS. 

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!!

Here are some of last year's highlights for your viewing pleasure

Daniel's face

Toute les Das' many faces

Mavuso attempting gansterism

Princess Warren

Sexual seduction

I obviously had more fun than everyone else

Wink, peace and pout was still trending

Ward proved his heterosexuality and how much he REALLY likes kissing girls

like REALLY

And Barry pulled his best face ever

Click here for all the details

WE BRING YOU A BRAND NEW PARTY...RAVE

Because it's Summer, because it's holidays and because we're nostalgic we have decided to team up with M.A.S.H which is Nash Mariah of The Relevant Music Blog and Martin Magner to bring you a brand new party: RAVE.

Things promise to be fun, loud, silver, space, slutty, drunk, wet, dry, rave, foreign, local, cracky, holographic, lazer, bass, white, smoke, body rock, 90's into 2000's, unisex, multisex, sweat sweat SWEAT. 

For all the details click here

This video probably describes it best

RAVE from Martin Magner on Vimeo.

If this hasn't convinced you then this should.

THERE WILL BE RAVE BURGERS, RAVE LATTES AND RAVE CAPPUCCINOS AT THE CLUB.

That's right for once in your life when you order a cup of coffee at the bar, you won't be laughed at (thanks alot Assembly). And there's no need to starve yourself and end your night in the Mcdonalds line of shame.
Treat yourself to a burger on the dancefloor.

Tyra best illustrates our feelings about one of our biggest dreams coming true

CWB CATCH UP AND POP UP SHOP

It's been a pretty insane month for CWB. We released our first ever range at Street cred in Johannesburg which was a mind blowing experience. Apart from meeting all the most amazing people, falling in love with a million 16 year old boys and stalking some seriously well dressed bitches we also partied harder than both our old selves are used to. Meaning we had to be scraped off the floor by the end of the week-end but it was well worth it (especially after a 20 hour drive)

Here is a run down in pictures

The top right boys dressed as tennis stars stole my heart. Fani and Anees lived their best hot fashion power couple lives. I was possibly napping in a bathroom around this time.

Anees couldnt deal with the press

I cracked out with these sampie bitches Kaj and Caroline

and literally could not stop pulling this face

Like really couldn't stop

Fani was really hysterical (in a good way) the whole week-end

Caroline got used to being photographed (being a blonde goddess) and got progressively more sexual

Fani and I stood in our little stall for about 12 hours and had to massage each other back to life afterwards. We also dressed all in CWB and see how good the clothes look.

our stock totally looked amazing

Anees got style spotted AGAIN. Fame whore he is.

We ended the whole week-end with beers and chops in Soweto. 

Thank you to Joburg for showing us the best fucking time and making us realise it might be time to make the move soon. 

Because we came back and crashed hard from all the fun we all decided to pack our things up and go for a round 2 week-end together at Rocking the Daisies which as Kaj put it ended up being the biggest culture clash we have ever had. 

We got drunk and got through it

Fani representing Young and Lazy range 2013

Learning my better angles, ass first from now on.

These two continued to live their best lives

Finally we are home and ready to stay, but most importantly now that Joburg knows us (and we all know each very intimately) it's time for Cape Town to get to know us.

CAPE TOWN LAUNCH 

We are setting up shop in the Magic Studio in Rheede Street just above Mabu Vinyl over this week-end and selling both the Young and Lazy SS 13/14 and CWB SS 13/14.

 Come visit us HERE

Seriously COME and get all the info here

There is very limited stock, first come, first serve.