EVERYTHING MUST GO JOBURG!

One half of Crazy White Bitches (the other is broke and crying) and Young&Lazy have set off on a jet plane and gone to Joburg to collaborate with the one and only last king of Congo, JR and organize the sale of the year at Pachanga Sweat tomorrow! 

CLICK HERE FOR ALL THE DETAILS

It promises to be filled with beers, bargains and beats, and like any party JR is a part of someone will get thrown out (him most likely). 

If you also have a weird craving for fame and money, this is your one shot, one opportunity to seize everything you've ever wanted, one moment...

Casting for a TVC will be happening IRL, so come through looking fresh and get RICH.

I mean dreams do come through

And just to excite you further here is a short shoot of Nicci aka Push Push looking mighty fine in some CWB original (which will be sold at the sale in case you didn't get that part).

Shot by the one, the only: Caroline Mackintosh

SEE YOU THERE JOZI!

Crazy White Bitches are selling at Cold Turkey!!

"Whaaaaaaaat?!?!?" we hear you scream in excitement and confusion. Your favourite Sunday party will now be selling your favourite local brands, that's what.

We know, we're this excited too. 

Remember when we designed and produced our own exclusive and amazing range of clothing last year? Well don't be sad, we've still got more!

We've got crop tops, T-shirts, party dresses and T-shirt dresses, in many shapes and flavours. And very very cheap.

So here are the details for the party:

(What a line-up!!!)

(In case you get lost here is a very nifty map)

So come enjoy some beers and boogy, and in case your outfit totally sucks we can fix that for you! Remember to bring cold hard cash as we will have no money machines present.

CWB POP UP EXTREME SALE (SO SO CHEAP)

Merry Christmas, Happy Birthday, Chrismukkah, and etc we are having the BIGGEST sale we have ever had. 

It looks a little something like this....

It is time for us to get rid of ALL of our vintage stock (and start afresh) so we will be selling some gems at R20-R50 and jackets at R100.

WHAT A BARGAIN!!!

You will walk out, see all your firends and be all like

Cause that's how much you'll be ballin' in clothing.

We will also be selling the collection we made to take to Street Crd.

Please click here to see it

(in blog referencing for the stats)

BRING CASH

BRING A VIBE

BRING A FRIEND

AND BE THIS HAPPY

Click ATTENDING here

See you ALL there

Lemonade Summer Sale

Do you like art? Of course you like art. Not only is it pretty but it allows you to make very deep comments about the brush stroke or the intent of the artist and sound really really smart.

Also art students are crazy and hot. So that's always a vibe.

Sex, art, crazy honeys, SALE.

Tomorrow night the Lemonade Summer Sale is on where you can purchase art for CHEAP.

That's right, you can now OWN some art so next time you bring someone home they'll think you're rich and intellectual and deep and definitely sleep with you.

This video explains this concept rather well

And not only will there be homemade lemonade but also craft beers YUM.

Look at all the details here

And here is another video proving how sexual lemonade really is

CWB CATCH UP AND POP UP SHOP

It's been a pretty insane month for CWB. We released our first ever range at Street cred in Johannesburg which was a mind blowing experience. Apart from meeting all the most amazing people, falling in love with a million 16 year old boys and stalking some seriously well dressed bitches we also partied harder than both our old selves are used to. Meaning we had to be scraped off the floor by the end of the week-end but it was well worth it (especially after a 20 hour drive)

Here is a run down in pictures

The top right boys dressed as tennis stars stole my heart. Fani and Anees lived their best hot fashion power couple lives. I was possibly napping in a bathroom around this time.

Anees couldnt deal with the press

I cracked out with these sampie bitches Kaj and Caroline

and literally could not stop pulling this face

Like really couldn't stop

Fani was really hysterical (in a good way) the whole week-end

Caroline got used to being photographed (being a blonde goddess) and got progressively more sexual

Fani and I stood in our little stall for about 12 hours and had to massage each other back to life afterwards. We also dressed all in CWB and see how good the clothes look.

our stock totally looked amazing

Anees got style spotted AGAIN. Fame whore he is.

We ended the whole week-end with beers and chops in Soweto. 

Thank you to Joburg for showing us the best fucking time and making us realise it might be time to make the move soon. 

Because we came back and crashed hard from all the fun we all decided to pack our things up and go for a round 2 week-end together at Rocking the Daisies which as Kaj put it ended up being the biggest culture clash we have ever had. 

We got drunk and got through it

Fani representing Young and Lazy range 2013

Learning my better angles, ass first from now on.

These two continued to live their best lives

Finally we are home and ready to stay, but most importantly now that Joburg knows us (and we all know each very intimately) it's time for Cape Town to get to know us.

CAPE TOWN LAUNCH 

We are setting up shop in the Magic Studio in Rheede Street just above Mabu Vinyl over this week-end and selling both the Young and Lazy SS 13/14 and CWB SS 13/14.

 Come visit us HERE

Seriously COME and get all the info here

There is very limited stock, first come, first serve.

70% OFF SALE AT UNKNOWN UNION

Unknown Union based on Kloof Street (next to Scar Hair) is the only shop in Cape Town stocking your dopest labels such as Billionaire Boys Club and Obey. And this week they are getting rid of all their old stock, to bring you something fresh!!

T-shirts are going for R100, and everything else as much as 70% off. So head down there NOW!! 

Model: John Norman

Photographer: Jane Roberts-Baxter from Born to Be Black

Styling: Isa