HAIM HAS A NEW VIDEO!!

Our favourite all-girl all-sister all-PENG band has a new video out, and boy do these white girls have moves!

Youngsta - Wittebomme

A few months ago we attempted to not be the whitest people on earth and featured in Youngsta's video.

As you will see below, our attempt wasn't all successful, but the entertainment was worth it. 

Highlights of the day included forgotting Jana in the boot for over half an hour, which we only realised upon seeing her instagrams from the boot. 

I got to drive my dream car, Nicci became Willy Wonka and Fani was just babe-ing. Jana is also the dream back up dancer.

Here are the highlights

Being a midget behind the wheel.

Jana's coming out

Jana wasting no time getting undressed

Jana looking so fucking wise (and hot)

Jana once again babe-ing, Nicci (Willy Wonka) and I attractively proving our cigarette addiction

OMG JANA YOUR FACE

Being the whitest person ever.

Jana's face

Fani was too stoned to speak or dance at this point. Wild though.

Repping Young 'n Lazy

Hard

BABE!

I'M TRYNA GET THIS MONEY YOU TIEF

Chelsea Blakemore- Beatenberg

Beatenberg is the most loveable band in Cape Town composed of Ross Dorkin, Matthew Field and Robin Brink. Today, we-are-awesome released the video for their new single Chelsea Blakemore and it does not disappoint. The song's been doing well already but this video should make it. It screams Kope/Figgins in the best possible way, making the boys look slick as fuck. 

Here are our favourite moments of the video

The initial awkward dance moves

Rob being sensual

Ross being distressed about mowing the lawn at night

There are

no

words!

When the dancing gets less awkward and more crazy

When we get up close and personal with Matt's armpit (and mole) in the background

Whatever this is, it's great.

And the final act of LOVE.

Here is the actual video. You'll love it

Directed by: Kope/Figgins

Styling: Bee Diamondhead

Edited: Ben Johnson

Tyler The Creator- Tamale

The internet went insane again today and thankfully not because Scarlett Johansson had the misfortune of falling again but because Tyler is back.

His new video for Tamale is  the greatest/funniest thing to have happened. If you are not entertained you might seriously need to rethink what amuses you in life.

Anyway thank fuck he's going to be around for awhile cause he keeps young girls like us happy. 

Iggy vs Miley

So realistically these two should never be put in the same league or compared but since their new videos both came out at the same time and I happened to watch them one after the other I thought they might be worth comparing. 

Both videos are quite obviously based around hot white girls getting semi-naked but while Iggy pulls it off amazinly and is sexually charged, Miley comes off as sexually desperate and makes you want to never use a hammer again or watch a building getting demolished without feeling violated.

Here are the Do's and Don'ts.

It starts off well enough with Miley crying and looking rather beautiful

But then it all goes downhill

When walking dont slouch carrying awkward heavy tools

Do walk with purpose and keep your back up

Avoid walls crashing behind you causing dust. Also if you're gona have a wrecking ball breaking down a wall maybe make it a little more dramatic/realistic

Do have things burning in the background rather than crashing, Iggy already understood that in Work

Don't under any circumstance WHATSOEVER attempt to look sexy on a swinging wrecking ball

I mean seriously

And if you INSIST on getting naked and attempting to show your boobs maybe try to make sure they are the same colour as the rest of your body

Do lie by the pool side looking sexy (and one skin-toned) pulling all of the following faces, Match panties to your lipstick and STAY AWAY FROM WHITE.

NEVER EVER EVER MIMICK MAKING OUT WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS. You look both desperate and incredibly unattractive

Do rub up against a hot man

Don't pretend you can do manual labour when you obviously can't

Do pretend you work as a show girl

Or alternatively sprawl yourself across a beautiful bed showing how little you do (but how rich you are)

Don't show your sad-angry face if this is what it looks like

But do if this is what it looks like

Don't try to have the world notice your nipples (LOOK MOM BRA-LESS) when we are more worried about that hammer between your legs

Do bring attention to your nipples in this way. JUST DO.

Sorry just again don't swing naked on a wrecking ball

If you're going to lie on the floor try not to have awkward bums sticking out

Do stick your ass out if it looks this good

If you're going to lie around on the floor and show us your ass please make sure your panties are clean at least. C'MON MILEY DIRTY PANTIES ARE A NO NO.

Nuff said

Stop trying so hard

But do try THIS hard

So ya, Iggy is probably the last standing white girl who lessens my self-loathing as a white girl just a little bit.

If you wana watch the actual videos here they are