Yoh! Unsolved Mysteries: we're back as djs

After an extremely long hiatus which involved many things such as haircuts, releasing collections, getting degrees, having a life , getting jobs, travelling, and being somewhat busy overall, the CWB dj duo is BACK!

For one night only (unless anyone else wants to hire us, we would never say no to some cash flow)

We will be claiming our return at Yoh! this Saturday alongside some of the best acts in CT

Expect the usual lack of djing but crowd-pleasing song choice coupled with SO MUCH FUN and great dj-ACTING

Owing to the theme of this party we will be playing voice overs explaining some of the unsolved mysteries of our world

Batman shaped icebergs 

How George Bush got RE-ELECTED

The mystery of sexual reproduction (I know it's still a mystery to many)

Isa's secret creme brulee recipe

KIM K'S BUTT

The mystery of Fani's hair

SO DON'T MISS OUT AND BE THERE!!!

WE ARE ON AT 1am IN THE ANNEX (apparently it's the new main stage cause underground fame)

Subaru Cru Party

By now you should all know that whenever we roadtrip, we do it using a Subaru,

which is why our motto in life is "Subaru life".

Therefore upon being asked to dj at a a brand new party organised by some fresh blood in this town named Subaru Cru our only answer was WHEN, HOW and YES!!

Now the time has come for CWB to reunite as a dj duo TONIGHT at the MANILA BAR for the launch of SUBARU CRU.

We have been told that our song selection is always mind blowing and our mixing (and scratching) can only be truly matched by the likes of Dean Fuel. But we don't wana get too vain about it so lets rather show you how professional we truly are...

We're so good we don't really have to focus and can get sexual during our sets

Sometimes we even make jokes and laugh a little

But we always know when it's time to get serious and mix shit right again

We don't need to show our tits to get the crowd going

We just let the music do the talking

And sometimes the music we play is so good that even we crack out 

This has absolutely nothing to do with djing but I thought I'd just show you how cute and sexual we were when we were younger.

IT'S SO HOT. THERE IS NOTHING TO DO ON A FRIDAY.

COME SWEAT ON EACH OTHER AT MANILA

ALL THE DEETS ARE HERE

PLUS THIS PARTY IS DIRT CHEAP.

AND YOU'RE RICH CAUSE IT'S ONLY THE 7TH.

NO EXCUSES. SEE YOU THERE.

Let's go SWIM(MING) tonight

Poster by Tyler Smith

POP INTO SWIM TONIGHT!!! Thrown in absentia of Aaron as he is off living his best manager life on a magic bus tour but Matt will be keeping things going

So there might be none of this

but there will be boets, beers, bongs, beats and belters. 

In THAT order.

The beats being in THIS order

LINE UP TIMES ^^^ 
09:00-10:00 - YOUNG SUPREME
10:00-11:00 - JNN KPN
11:00-11:30 - NAIMA (JHB) (LIVE)
11:30-12:30 - SEXUAL TENSION 
12:30-01:30 - AFTALIFE 
01:30-02:30 - YOUNG SUPREME

 The belters

Boets

Beers

Bongs (induced some fun in Phil)

And the Beats obviously causing such joy in this girl

Rose last spotted before she went full art underground.

Click here

WRESTLEMANIA

Although the name of this party/post could be rather confusing, Wrestlemania is not about this

but rather about this

VERY EUPHORIC HUNKS!!! 
(Sadly Gateway Drugs and Jacobsnake could not make the photo so you will have to come to the event to see what they actually look like)

There has been much confusion as to whether there would be ACTUAL wrestling going down due to this amazing party happening at LIQUID which everyone obviously assumes to be an underground fighting ring. This party will most probably rather lack in the fighting but not in the RAVE (channeling cool mom)

This will be Nicolaas Van Reenen's first performance as a solo and hot-in-the-face artist after releasing his much anticipated and much appreciated debut album Wrestlemania (where all the confusion ends). He will be playing this "plus lots of other shit" so be prepared.

As well as that hunk, Gateway Drugs will be performing. They only came out with their first ep a couple of days ago but check out their already growing fan base


They also love their fans


We are expecting a Bieber mania phenomenon with these guys and soon we will queue for tickets and have THIS sort of reaction when being denied by them. Seriously, they're worth it. 

As well as this there will be DJing by
DESERT HEAD
JAKOBSNAKE  
SLABOFMISUSE
AND
OX + +

Fear not although each of these DJs belong to bands/collaboratives there are no heart wrenching break ups in the future just good summer vibes of everybody vibing some solo.

For all the deets of the party and why you HAVE to go click HERE

Thank you to Matt and Aaron for giving us something to be excited about!!

After Hours (let's get naked)

After Hours is one of those rare Cape Town parties which happens pretty regularly (once a month), but where everyone systematically goes crazy and parties till the end of the night begging for more when it ends. I don't know if this is due to the music being good, the acid/poppers in the aircon, those ridiculous pink drinks or the themes bringing out everyone's nostalgia. Either way it is thrown by two of Cape Town's greatest guys (Tyler and Ian) and Phil Kramer (who although pedophile like and hater of all things good, has a way of making you fond of him). 

After Hours School Daze happened this Saturday and everyone (me included) seemed to find it hard to keep their clothes on. Enjoy the sexually charged photos.

Nina was hot (rad)

Possibly the most sexual (tension) photo of the lot

It must be known that Fabi would NEVER do this on any other night. 

 

Girls got topless

Boys got topless

Phil got topless

I attempted to go skirt-less (but had foreseen this happening and once again grateful to myself for wearing shorts)

Tyler compulsively DJ-d

Taliah was every pedophile's dream

I got left out of the hot school shot

Nic felt a little intense

And these guys will probably be back.

If you havent been to an After Hours, you should probably come.

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