Goodbye Technology

Bitches are leaving for a 5 day technology detox/going to live life. No Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or blogging for awhile. We are mildly terrified but also excited. 

So we leave you with this.

This is an accurate depiction of my life.

Most likely my future wedding. Being a spinster lesbian and all.

Asians have all the fun.

And I am strangely attracted to Scott Disick in all his mental retardation. It might be developing into an obsession.

Jewish cats are the only good vibe right now

50 shades of Grey Launch Party- FIRE WHOEVER WAS IN CHARGE OF THIS

This is everything I aspire to be/become.

HELLO SUMMER

Yes that time of year has come again (for one of us bitches) where I am once again free from all studying-related emotional trauma and can enjoy everyday of this glorious Summer (I literally feel like I'm on bath salts or a whole lot of love crack right now)

Here is what got me through exams (and three nervous breakdowns).

LET'S KILL A BUM????!!!!!

One wasn't good enough, she had to do TWO. Avril is the worst Canadian.

Dating imaginary ponies- Just when we thought nerds couldn't take it any further.

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Who said nuns don't have fun?

Classy babe

WHO KNEW CHAD WAS SUCH A BITCH.

In case you don't know and still need to learn THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO KISS. EVER. 

It was a long wait but well worth it

Really Kanye REALLY?

HAPPY SUMMER DAYZZZZZ xx