Bitches are leaving for a 5 day technology detox/going to live life. No Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or blogging for awhile. We are mildly terrified but also excited.
So we leave you with this.
This is an accurate depiction of my life.
Most likely my future wedding. Being a spinster lesbian and all.
Asians have all the fun.
And I am strangely attracted to Scott Disick in all his mental retardation. It might be developing into an obsession.
Jewish cats are the only good vibe right now
50 shades of Grey Launch Party- FIRE WHOEVER WAS IN CHARGE OF THIS
This is everything I aspire to be/become.