HAPPY BIRTHDAY FANI

Being Fani's best friend, possible soul mate (depending if we are single at 30) and kinda sister for the last ten years has been the best thing that ever happened to me. 

Ya being Fani's best friend you have to deal with the fact that no matter what retarded shit she does to her hair, face, body she will ALWAYS look fucking georgous and she will ALWAYS have better hair than you. But dealing with having to stand next to her flawless cheekbones in photos is worth it because Fani is amazing in every single way. Funny, rude, smart, innapropriate, innovative, creative, slutty, wild, sometimes oh so calm, best rolling skills, SO TALENTED and everything in between.

Here is Fani through the ages in all her fucking beauty (I mean C'MON)

Trying to force herself into my Matric Dance cause love

Fani at 18. Go kill yourself now

Cutest bum cheeks in Cape Town

Best cheekbones in the WORLD

All the phases, all/none of their hair (left)

Became seriously obsessed and sexually confused with her in this phase

Sexually harassing me since the early 2000's

And campaigning for Redbull since 2013

I mean look at those teeth. Even they're flawless

All the best decisions when it comes to bad tattoos

Last year's birthday. this year sticking to beers and bongs and toning down the sexuality

Birthing hotness in the bath

She knows how to pose

AJFIRNKDHFNESOSOEEQQQAAAAAADNFJFJ!!!!!!

Casually outshining Elvis

Twobop circa 2012, never looked so good.

Look I'm hilarious

She also loves to cry in the club

If she's not trying to break into the EDM music scene

I will love you forever

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISA!!!

Today is on of the Bitches Birthdays, and we couldn't be more excited! Isa is amazing. If you've had the pleasure of meeting her then you'd know, she is simply one of the BEST people in the world. This may be due to the fact that she is the best at life out of anyone we know. It also may be because she is French, or in the circus, or extremely hot, or studying medicine in order to find the cure for AIDS. Basically she is no basic bitch, she is the main bitch and if you want to know how to live your best life too, simply buy her a drink when you see her and ask her! Na'ama and Fani would be these people without Isa in their lives for the past million years:

That dude in the middle is the Cult leader we fell in love with without Isa there to talk us out of it.

SOME THINGS YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT ISA:

She is an aspiring make-up artist

She was once a blonde, a fucking hot one at that. none of her hair fell out!

She has a way with men, especially huge strong ones. Must be her circus genes.

She also has a weird way of turning most gay men straight. OH MAVI.

Isa living her best life (at a trance party, she's diverse like that)

She has travelled all over the freaking world, and she is cool in every continent

She's active like that..

She is hyper intelligent and really good at studying. HOW DOES SHE LOOK HOT STUDYING.

It is hard not to become a slave to the Isa.

She loves world peace?

She is sporty like that...

She is flirty like that...

She is rapey like that...

SHE LOVES DOLPHINS. We don't quite get it, but we support it nevertheless.

She loves partying...

I mean, just look at these moves. What even is she doing?

She is an amazing girlfriend. Fani has tried to make Isa her girlfriend since the day they met :(

LOOK AT THIS BABE GIVING LOVE.

This is her looking gorgeous at her birthday party, and apparently laughing at the small size of something...

CUTE AS A FUCKING BUTTON.

JOYEUX ANNIVERSAIRE ISALINE. LA FILLE LA PLUS BELLE DU MONDE. VOUS ÊTES LE MEILLEUR FEMELLE ABSOLUE CRAZY WHITE. JE T'AIME POUR TOUJOURS XXX