HAPPY BIRTHDAY FANI

Being Fani's best friend, possible soul mate (depending if we are single at 30) and kinda sister for the last ten years has been the best thing that ever happened to me. 

Ya being Fani's best friend you have to deal with the fact that no matter what retarded shit she does to her hair, face, body she will ALWAYS look fucking georgous and she will ALWAYS have better hair than you. But dealing with having to stand next to her flawless cheekbones in photos is worth it because Fani is amazing in every single way. Funny, rude, smart, innapropriate, innovative, creative, slutty, wild, sometimes oh so calm, best rolling skills, SO TALENTED and everything in between.

Here is Fani through the ages in all her fucking beauty (I mean C'MON)

Trying to force herself into my Matric Dance cause love

Fani at 18. Go kill yourself now

Cutest bum cheeks in Cape Town

Best cheekbones in the WORLD

All the phases, all/none of their hair (left)

Became seriously obsessed and sexually confused with her in this phase

Sexually harassing me since the early 2000's

And campaigning for Redbull since 2013

I mean look at those teeth. Even they're flawless

All the best decisions when it comes to bad tattoos

Last year's birthday. this year sticking to beers and bongs and toning down the sexuality

Birthing hotness in the bath

She knows how to pose

AJFIRNKDHFNESOSOEEQQQAAAAAADNFJFJ!!!!!!

Casually outshining Elvis

Twobop circa 2012, never looked so good.

Look I'm hilarious

She also loves to cry in the club

If she's not trying to break into the EDM music scene

I will love you forever

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISALINE!

Seeing as it's 2013 I've decided blogposts are the new birthday cards. Fuck privacy, I want the world to know how I feel about this girl! Isa is one half of Crazy White Bitches and one half of ME. We've been Best Friends (and lovers) for TEN YEARS. I know this makes everyone jealous to hear because everyone who knows Isa is OBSESSED  with her. I basically share a best friend with half of Cape Town, but I don't mind because she is the fucking QUEEN (on the trampoline, eating jellybeans, Shizaline) (Yes this post is laced with personal jokes, it's still a birthday card guys, jeez). Okay so here are some photos of Isa looking beautiful, which also proves to this bitch that there are many half-decent photos of her on the internet despite Paul Ward's penchant for posting the weirdest photos of Isa and her life (fucking Paul Ward!!) (<3)

I mean come on, how does a bitch get any badder?

Here are some photos of Isa looking cute as fuck, cuz lets face it- she has THE CUTEST MUIS FACE!

(Isa is really good at handling awkward situations)

(Her secret musician side coming out)

(Barry ruining every photo- standard)

(My One Less Lonely Girl)

(circa 2004)

On the other hand, Isa has the most banging body and is one ferocious sex-cat! Here are some pictures of her looking hot and terrifying!

(Her rebellious high school phase)

(Casually looking cute with Abbey Lee Kershaw)

(This is how Isa feels most days...Look, no-one said a career in Scientifical Genetics or whatever would be easy)

(Just helping Roy clean that sushi out of his teeth...)

(Isa loves Fani)

(Clearly)

(This is how Isa appears to the rest of the world)

Basically, everyone knows that Isa is French, loves dolphins, was a trapeze artist in the circus, and that her parents are AIDS doctors that are literally saving the world. But Isa also has a huge heart and is going to be a fantastic mother

  

and Wife

and Human Being forever.

 I clearly love you, and I'm clearly too stoned to continue with this post. So basically, Happy Birthday Isa, I adore you now and I always will.