Beyonce- Partition (explicit video)

I'm not sure if having a baby reignited Beyonce's sexuality but she just can't stop. 

This explicit video is possibly the most arousing 4 minutes you will ever watch. 

Also THAT ASS THOUGH.

The Queen B does swimwear

Beyonce as "Mrs Carter in H&M". Just when you think she can't possibly get any hotter she does. I have officially decided she is not human. No-one can look this good.  

Shot by Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin

And if this has not sufficiently depressed you (bear in mind this is post-baby) then look how happy and ridiculously good looking her and hubby Jay-Z are. And how much she loves dancing on him.

When I grow up I want to be as good at life as Beyonce. 

Beyonce Babes

There is at least one moment each day when I wish I was Beyonce. 

She is perfection. She has the body, mind, power, moves, hair, looks, husband, voice, self control, humility and now baby. Seriously is there anything she is not good at? Apart from the fact that she is drop dead gorgeous she is also really kind and compassionate (apparently) and judging be her tumblr, everyday of her life is filled with love and happiness and looking ridiculously good looking. Beyonce is an inspiration, one which is fuelled with a little jealousy but inspiration nonetheless. 

And now she's managed to do one of the sexiest GQ shoots while being adorable at the same time and she's a mom and seriously can she stop now and and and and and  

GVXQERTAERGH EERRMAAGEEERDD!!

The babe is entitled to some serious self indulgence. 

Also if you want to hate your life a little (or get inspired to get better at it) then just follow this

GOBAMA!!

Yes we are not in America and yes we have enough of our own politics to talk about/debate/delete facebook friends over, but this win is not just for the American people, it's for everyone. The coolest president since Madiba, Obama is the fucking best and we feel elated at his re-election! He loves the Gays! He loves errbody! He even loves Leslie Knope! We love Barry Obama like he was our own!

Bey is mad for Obama- she even joined Instragram just to post this fierce selfie!

He fucks with Kate De Jong!

He's deep like that..

Lena Dunham's first time was with Barry O.

To Obama, Love Beyonce

To Beyonce, Love Obama

Pretty much his standard vibe at work

Okay, I'm just going to come out and say it, He makes me blush!

I also thought this video was definitely in order:

xxx

And in other amazing news coming from the USA, Washington and Colorado (pretty shwing states) have voted to legalize recreational Marijuana usage! Amazing! This may be the start of good things for all the weed-lovers out there (all the millions of y'all, mad love). For all the best info on the subject of getting high, head over to my favourite facebook page Below The Lion. These guys are on top of that shit! And funny!