The Queen B does swimwear

Beyonce as "Mrs Carter in H&M". Just when you think she can't possibly get any hotter she does. I have officially decided she is not human. No-one can look this good.  

Shot by Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin

And if this has not sufficiently depressed you (bear in mind this is post-baby) then look how happy and ridiculously good looking her and hubby Jay-Z are. And how much she loves dancing on him.

When I grow up I want to be as good at life as Beyonce. 

Crazy White DJ's

LAST WEDNESDAY WE DJED AT ASSEMBLY FOR AN HOUR AND IT WAS AMAZING. LIFE-CHANGING! WE CHANGED OUR LIVES AND THE LIVES OF MANY OTHERS. WE FLIPPED ASSEMBLY ON ITS HEAD. THINGS WILL NEVER QUITE BE THE SAME AGAIN.

WE ROCKED SO HARD OUR VEINS POPPED OUT!

CAN YOU FEEL IT???

MATT FEELING IT ON HIS OWN

FABI FELT IT TO EVERY SINGLE SONG

UNATHI FEELING IT LIKE HE'S NEVER FELT IT BEFORE

LOVERS/HOMIES/FRIENDS

ESS

GOT

DOWN

TO

EVERY

SONG!!

MARTIN SHOVED HIS FEELINGS IN OUR FACES ALL NIGHT LONG

GIA SAYS WE ARE OKAY AND WE CAN PLAY AGAIN.

ALL PHOTOS: DIARY OF WARD

THANKS TO THE ASSEMBLY FOR HAVING US!